Some say....
Mon, 23/03/2009 - 10:25 — Smithy
Some say she has a flux capacitor secretly hidden in a Hyundai and with correct alignment of the planets she can get it to do 88 MPH....
All we know is - she's not the Stig, she's called The Stigette!!
Some say her feet smell
Some say her feet smell peculiarly like gearbox oil and that she once gave a back massage to Carlos Sainz...
All we know is that she's called The Stigette!!
Some say she uses the dirt
Some say she uses the dirt from the start line of the Healthways Stage as foundation and that she can communicate with double white lines. All we know is that she's called The Stigette!!
Some say the inside of her
Some say the inside of her helmet is just like a TARDIS and that when it rains on her the contact with her skin causes the droplets to taste like green jelly....
All we know is, she's called The Stigette!!
Some say she never eats, but
Some say she never eats, but rather that she is "fuel injected" and that her kidneys are lined with carbon fibre to help filter avgas....
All we know is - she's called the Stigette!!
Some say she used to be
Some say she used to be powered by a Hybrid Synergy Drive System years ago but had it removed in the interests of not giving a sh*t about global warming or the "inconvenient truth" and for the betterment of motorsports....
All we know is, she's called the Stigette!!
Some say she can be lulled
Some say she can be lulled to sleep by the sound of someone reading "Schedule R" from the current CAMS manual and that during an eclipse the faint outline of a smile can be seen through the visor of her helmet....
All we know is that she's called the Stigette!!
So I take it the Stigette is
So I take it the Stigette is looking forward to this season? Either that, or she's hidden your medication. :)
It's on again.... Some say
It's on again....
Some say she doesn't always come to the drivers breifing because she doesn't consider herself so much a driver, but rather as an actual component of the car....
All we know is - if she doesn't show up, she can't race, BUT she is still called The Stigette!!!
OH NO its started again
OH NO its started again